Stole some tyres from a building site & threw them on a bonfire and they blew up, miraculously avoiding injuring anyone.
Went down the big hill in the carpark in a trolley & it hit a kerb & I was catapaulted into a hedge, somehow surviving.
Did some ketamine thinking it was esctasy & woke up next to a skip in a school car park.
Got a 2:1.