#41

risotto is proper shit anyway man. such an over rated piece of crap.

the only risotto i’ve had that was nice had tonnes of bacon in it.

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#42

The maddest stuff I did just involve being very drunk, which are the most boring anecdotes.

Jonathan did a poo in the communal hallway bin after a night out once though and didn’t tell anyone, and then someone found it, and there was a big argument over who pooed in the communal hallway bin.

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#43

my mates front room was decorated with those free lidl catalogue things

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#44

I mean, I’m not going to argue with that.

#45

Steal pint of milk powder from coffee lounge. Climb to top of external fire escape stairs and shake out powder. Someone on the ground lights a match and woof! A 50 feet high column of fire.

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#46

That would make a good coffee table book: Wacky Student Lounges

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#47

I stole an inflatable palm tree and put it up in our front room. That’s fairly mad student bants, isn’t it. Top.

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#48

My mate Joe did that when he was 15. Used neat hydrogen peroxide, burnt his scalp. Lost all his hair before he was 30. Although that might also have had something to do with his late-teens black mohawk stage

#49

I didn’t know this!

#50

You don’t have to with lasagne sheets.

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#51

oh yeah, we did this too

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#52

couldnt concentrate on the telly, it proper wrecked my head

#53

Took a load of roadwork signs, barriers and diversion signage and rearranged them to lead drivers into a perfect loop around a triangle of 3 different streets.

Wrote “toilet tennis: look left” on one side of a cubicle, then “look right” on the other. Mad, me.

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#54

Flowers are also about death

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#55

Had a ‘mad’ housemate at university. One night on the way home after a big session he got separated from the rest of us. This was Newcastle in mid-winter. In his drunken stupor he thought it would be a great idea to break into a car, to have a little rest and get out of the cold.

Having broken into some poor sod’s car he promptly fell asleep; and was woken up a short while later by the police, who promptly arrested him and carted him off to the station.

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#56

:face_with_hand_over_mouth:

#57

You should do this at work, now.

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#58

not a thing

#59

went up to coventry to meet a mate at uni there once, and on the way back home off a night out, he climbed into a building site and said he was going to sleep there. gave us the keys to his place and everything.

MAD

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#60

If I did, they’ll take away my Fire Marshall duties and hi-vis vest.