Talk about any enemies you’ve made recently that are lightweight/frothy/fun as opposed to serious and potentially upsetting.
Got into a pretty series enmity with a mosquito the other night.
It’s dead now.
What happened to it?
Flew into epimers gas forcefield
Freak accident involving a slipper and a wall. No witnesses.
You should have wiped it up your arse
I was talking about human enemies anyway
You should be more precise.
Woman on the train back to London from Edinburgh on Monday took the last pastry from the food cart (I was in a rush for the train and had no breakfast).
She’s dead now.
Got a lot of people tryna drain me of my energy
Do you have dragon energy?
Big dick energy
Sometimes they have crisps or mars bars or things like that available on the train
They’re not a breakfast, friend.
Former housemate, actually fairly serious
What did you have for breakfast today?
Cereal, fruit and nut since you asked.
I had granola dust and muesli
Granola, is it?
Nah, the dust from where granola used to be in the granola tub and I mixed it with muesli (which is also basically just dust anyway)