Made any (non-serious) enemies recently?


#1

Talk about any enemies you’ve made recently that are lightweight/frothy/fun as opposed to serious and potentially upsetting.


#2

Got into a pretty series enmity with a mosquito the other night.

It’s dead now.


#3

What happened to it?


#4

Flew into epimers gas forcefield


#5

Freak accident involving a slipper and a wall. No witnesses.


#6

You should have wiped it up your arse


#7

I was talking about human enemies anyway


#8

You should be more precise.


#9

Woman on the train back to London from Edinburgh on Monday took the last pastry from the food cart (I was in a rush for the train and had no breakfast).

She’s dead now.


#10

Got a lot of people tryna drain me of my energy


#11

Do you have dragon energy?


#12

Big dick energy


#13

Sometimes they have crisps or mars bars or things like that available on the train


#14

They’re not a breakfast, friend.


#15

Former housemate, actually fairly serious


#16

What did you have for breakfast today?


#17

Cereal, fruit and nut since you asked.


#18

I had granola dust and muesli


#19

Granola, is it?


#20

Nah, the dust from where granola used to be in the granola tub and I mixed it with muesli (which is also basically just dust anyway)