Welcome to this exciting thread, wherein we’ll be discovering what kind of made-up measurements you use for things like cooking, saying how far something is, how much time something takes, etc.
For example, one measure that I use a lot when cooking is one IKEA plastic cup:
When I was younger and smoked a lot I would measure distances in how many cigarettes you could smoke on the way to get somewhere.
What made-up measurements do YOU use?
Disclaimer: This is NOT the filth thread.