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“My English is getting better and I enjoy talking to the players, but I don’t understand Noble and [Jack] Wilshere,” Yarmolenko says. “Mark Noble does not shut up! But he’s a cool guy, very happy and joyful. Sometimes I have problems with his English so have to ask him to speak a bit more slowly. He’s an old man, you know, so I have to respect him.”

“People see me wearing the team kit so recognise me, and tell me they’re West Ham supporters. I’ve been using taxis a lot over the last month to get around, and taxi drivers always tell me they support West Ham. Why is that?”

Sounds like a good guy, gutted that it looks like he’ll be missing tomorrow.

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WOOF

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No idea what you mean.

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Kane has been Cugat’ed!

Sissoko in cm :face_vomiting:

Could be a 4-1-4-1 formation with Moura and Sissoko out wide, that’d be less :face_vomiting:. #formationchat

I am predicting Spurs to beat Newcastle, as I believe they are the better football team.

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Will 'arry break his August drought

  • Yes
  • No

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Winks? Yes.
Kane…Yes

Yes but not today

The Son / national service situation is absolutely mad

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Absolutely mad, weird how losing him for a month with the hope he’ll be part of a winning team is the best option

St Pauli go briefly top!

Mentioned it a couple weeks ago but going the Copenhagen derby tomorrow, very excited for it

Commentary for that goal was basically

“Ohhh…he’s… ohhh. Ohhh!”

Glorious goal

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Oh :frowning:

imagine letting Joselu score

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JOSELU-LU-LU MIGHT SCORE ONE HE MIGHT SCORE TWO!

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Goals galore

That is the exact goal Alli scored against Sweden in the World Cup