Main Weekly Football Thread - THE COUNTDOWN


#981

really wish he had shanked it now so I could like this. but he didn’t, so to do so would be dishonest


#982

Three years in the making and I’ve blown it


#983

That was odd


#984

Keeper up, yes


#985

A winning start for Manchester United in the EPL.


#986

It’s freaky Friday
Alexis Sanchez in Wayne Rooneys body


#987

By two goals to Leicester City’s measly one goal.


#988

Seriously though it’s amazing how bad Sanchez was


#989

It’s no surprise that the letters that make up cugat are the bases of dna/rna

Cysteine
Uracil
Guanine
Adenine
Thymine

Through the looking glass here lads


#990

when I checked who scored at one point and he had a 68% pass accuracy, not seen that sort of stat since the tclevs rebellion


#991

going to really enjoy watching eric bailly play football this next couple of weeks before he get’s injured again


#992

Surprised it’s that high tbh.


#993

awww, Shaw doesn’t have a poker face - can’t stop grinning when people compliment him. <3


#994

Maybe atom and Humber will eat him and we can cash in the insurance


#995

He’s like some nervous teenager going up to get an award at school assembly, bless him.


#996

A nervous teenager who was banned from all takeaway shops in Southampton


#997

Oh. Not as innocent as he looks, then (I’ve never been to Southampton, but that sounds like an awful lot of takeaways).


#998

Very bored of football already. Give it a break ffs


#999

Man Utd discussion line. No discussion after this line.


#1000

what happened to the fucking line