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You learn more before you learn to talk than you do for the rest of your life.

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there are more hairs on the human body than blades of grass on a football pitch

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the 1980’s didn’t exist

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Bristol is further west than Edinburgh

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dogs can’t look up

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There are only six stories in existence and four of them are the Indiana Jones films

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Teaspoons start out as normal spoons until they go through a special shrinking machine.

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Balonz was an inside job

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Discobot is a puppet of the evil Moderators cabal.

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Try as you might your toenails will never grow longer than your eyebrow hairs.

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The average person eats eight spiders per night over the course of their lives.

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Over the course of your life you poo 738 times your own bodyweight

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There are 13 known languages that contain less words than the average Mark Kozelek track

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badgers are the only animals that can move faster going backwards than forwards

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It is biologically impossible to hiccup and fart at the same time

Trousers used to be a singular i.e trouser in medieval times but was pluralised after the industrial revolution when it became common to own more than one

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Canadians sit down more times per day than any other nationality

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Lead and Iron both weigh slightly more than each other.

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Knocking on a door was a criminal offence in France until 1612

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The last highwayman of Kent is buried underneath Canterbury Cathedral.

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