Make up some comedy catchphrases in this thread

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#1

and let’s see if they stick.


#2

APPROVAL NEEDED! You know, like the self-service checkouts say.


#3

Wub-a-lub-a-dub-dub!


#4

Can this be real?


#5

Maybe something about a loose fitting hairpiece?


#6

“Not in Portsmouth, you don’t!”


#7

#8

…and he’s President


#9

Not since July 87!


#10

BUT THAAAAAAATS MY LIFE!


#11

My current catch phrase which I invented is catching on locally is ‘100% true fact’


#12

…i need a burrito


#13

so near so spar.


#14

But honey, I thought she was you!

To be used on Two and a Half Men


#15

Oh no you did not!


#16