Never would bother but for the complete lack of Battenberg cakes in Aussie supermarkets, believe me!
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Batitburg
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That aside I wouldn’t be able to eat that because I’d think it would be (mostly) blueberry flavoured. Freaked out a bit once when my family made that purple mash for Sunday tea that Jamie Oliver once championed. There might be a technical term for this but, as Moloko once not particularly famously sang, I am not a doctor.
Battenberg/burg is tops though - good choice @1101010, very surprised it’s not a thing down Under!
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Layer it up and stick it in the oven.
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I’ve got a mental image of Paul Hollywood saying this in a demo on Bake Off and that’s not going anywhere any time soon.
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We’re watching 2020’s Bake Off and Laura’s “fucking hell” was not beeped out in our stream. Maybe it’s gone like a Scorsese gangster flick since it moved to C4
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Currently pausing for the other Sponge to cool
I don’t like marzipan.
There, I said it.
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FTFY
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I wish you all the best but this is utter nonsense I’m afraid
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I’m weirdly invested in this cake failing. Must be in a really bad mood that i’m not aware of yet
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IS IT PINK INSIDR FOR FUCKS SAKE I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY LONGER
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funny if theo just never replies in this thread again
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Gotta do my daughter’s bed time now so will be doing the rest later.
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you sound like a man that REALLLLY needs to sort his priorities out!
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I certainly hope your daughter’s bedtime involves you finishing and photographing a battenberg cake.
He’s got a whole dictionary to read to her first.
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