Maltesers (poll)


#1

Please be honest and don’t look this up:

I believe that the inside of a Malteser is:

  • Some kind of biscuit
  • Honeycomb like in a Crunchie bar
  • Something else

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#2

I should say this topic has DIVIDED my office, and if I wrote Buzzfeed posts I reckon I’d be looking at viral smash.


#3

honeycomb (like in a crunchie bar) is a kind of biscuit


#4

Malt


#5

No it isn’t.

But I will accept that malt honeycomb is not the same as honeycomb toffee which is in a Crunchie.


#6

also they’re round and crunchies are rectanguloids


#7

ezzer!


#8

You’re rectanguloid.


#9

were white chocolate maltesers black on the inside?

if not they should have been


#10

malteser chunky: malteser the size of a tennis ball. i’d eat it.


#11

you can have that for free, mars


#12

You don’t even know what it is!


#13

oh so you don’t eat anything you couldn’t name 100% of the ingredients?

what’s inside a milky way? who knows? clouds or something. still gonna eat it.


#14

Ever do that thing where you lie down, put a malteser on your lips and then blow so it hovers in the air for a bit? It’s fun.


#15

That’s a fair point.


#16

i do this but with my bum


#17

You put your bum on your lips and then blow so it hovers in the air for a bit?


#18

*mum


#19

bored and i’ve got no malteasers wtf


#20

It’s fun because it’s physics!