Manches Thread Trilogy, Episode 3: Have you ever been revenged upon by a Sith lord?

Darth Plageuis the Wise once keyed my car because I was “obstructing his driveway”. Was I fuck. He had loads of room, and I was parked perfectly legally. Darth Plageuis the Wise? More like Darth Plageuis the Petty Dickhead With A Shit Haircut and a Pretentious Coat.

Have you ever been revenged upon by a Sith lord? More specifically, do you think it’s wise for me to pursue legal recourse. I don’t want him doing that neck thing with the Force on me - that doesn’t leave prints, you know.

More to the point: this is the culmination of my Thread Trilogy. This is my 100th thread and by far my least inspired. I’m really sorry guys.

I’m really ashamed.

I just…

I don’t know…

I don’t really know what I do this shit for, half the time.

Anyway, y’ever been REVENGED UPON by a SITH LORD? Bunch of shit arses, ay they!

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This has been an admirable effort

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Sometimes I think I might play Mass effect 1 again

but who has the time to do something twice?

Is my name “Bill Twice”? Uh, no, no it is not.