Darth Plageuis the Wise once keyed my car because I was “obstructing his driveway”. Was I fuck. He had loads of room, and I was parked perfectly legally. Darth Plageuis the Wise? More like Darth Plageuis the Petty Dickhead With A Shit Haircut and a Pretentious Coat.
Have you ever been revenged upon by a Sith lord? More specifically, do you think it’s wise for me to pursue legal recourse. I don’t want him doing that neck thing with the Force on me - that doesn’t leave prints, you know.
More to the point: this is the culmination of my Thread Trilogy. This is my 100th thread and by far my least inspired. I’m really sorry guys.
I’m really ashamed.
I just…
I don’t know…
I don’t really know what I do this shit for, half the time.
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Anyway, y’ever been REVENGED UPON by a SITH LORD? Bunch of shit arses, ay they!