The football club
V Crystal Palace
Tomorrow 3pm old blue last big screen
Never heard of them
wank wank wank
Always in our shadow
(I can’t really do football bants so this is the best I’ve got)
Just remembered David icke Vs Manchester utd
I just remembered the united calypso
Fucking love em, fucking hate em at the same time.
It’s a funny old game eh!
(Genuinely have clearance for this to be played at any wedding I may end up having with my partner)
(this version though obvs)
I had my wedding reception at FC United’s ground solely so i could say in my speech
“Special thanks to all the blues as each pint you drink funds the club”
Supported them for a season coz they had a nice neck string thing that I was really into for some reason