Mannerisms that do your nut

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#1

Stolen from the other thread in which meow is talking about her mum going oooh and ahh.

-Someone in work starts about 95% of sentences of with “ain’t bein funny but” and finishes them off with “know what I mean?”

It’s a sort of PEOPLE WHO thread, so get stuck in and vent.


#2

PEOPLE WHO justify behaving like a prick with “it’s just bants, innit!”


#3

+1 for not being funny but.

The people who say this have never been funny. They don’t need the disclaimer.


#4

My mum always tries to finish the sentence you’re saying in unison with you, it’s fucking weird and does my absolute nut in.


#5

My mum does this annoying thing where she’ll be reading a newspaper and go “Oh that’s weird/awful/funny isn’t it?” rather than just saying what it is. One of these days, mother. ONE :fried_egg: OF :fried_egg: THESE :fried_egg: DAYS


#6

When people end facebook posts with

justsayin’
rantover


#7

Do you work with Craig from Love Island?


#8

Oh god, justsaying really does my nut too


#9

Who did this?
I’m screaming!


#10

Ooh this sounds like a fantastic game. I’m gonna give this a go.


#11

No

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#12

42 times during 16 mins of airtime!


#13

Sorry not sorry


#14

I’d a friend who used to do that in school and it really annoyed me too, I feel quite bad about it now for some reason.


#15

…for some reason.

Bit late, sorry. Blame my shit wifi.


#16

I’m beginning to feel very uncomfortable in my own thread


#17

Her name isn’t Michelle is it?


#18

ex colleague used to preface her stories with 'this was absolutely hilarious, by the way:"

i think you can guess whether or not that was the case


#19

I think she does it to show that she knows what you’re saying and agrees with it.

Good luck though, let us know how you get on :slight_smile:


#20

Did he follow it by saying “JINX!”