Inspired by this tweet
Really made me laugh. Had so many over the years, so very many.
Highlights include a customer in the pub telling me in GREAT DETAIL how to pour a pint to Guiness, with his reasoning being his great grandad was Irish. Sound, I’m descended from pirates but I’m not claiming to know how to sail a boat.
Men explaining to me why the band who’s T-shirt I’m wearing are good. I… I know? Obviously?
Oh and the stone cold classic of a man explaining why mansplaining doesn’t actually exist. Assumed he was doing a bit, but he wasn’t doing a bit. At all.