Many Congratulations to the Evening Standard

Was he with his friends, Posh, Scary, Baby and Ginger Vegan?

I swiped it away on my suggested articles as it’s not really news is it.

A takeaway in Manchester once gave me and meat pizza with loads of sweetcorn when I asked for a veggie pizza with no sweetcorn. I dont think I was in the news for that.

I think the last time meat (missus) was in my mouth was some ham on a pizza sometime in the 90s but I spat that fucker out.

That was on the news.



Kanye hasn’t even released his new website yet!

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The bastards spelled my name incorrectly!