Map of the whole of the UK with the best selling artist from each county labelled on it

Marillion, Jethro Tull and Deep Purple just eyeing each other up suspiciously at present

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Got to Mr Twin. That’s an unbeatable start. Should probably included a dotted access line from Dorset or something. Otherwise it’s cheating

Fuck! Blunt was in the army wasn’t he?? Bad news for Will Young. Craig David is RIPPED though. Hmmm.

Duran Duran have outsold Led Zeppelin then
:thinking:

My Dad really likes Spooky Tooth. He’s the only person I know who’s ever heard of them.

in its entirety

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they have not

However, Elton John has, so I guess they’re counting them as a London band (which I would, tbf).

Hmmm. I will give way to my learned friend on this…

Does it mean Gary Barlow outsold Take That?

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Lowestoft is in Suffolk

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All down to his appearance on Heartbeat

can’t read duran duran in a list without saying it in the way the guy says it in destroy rock n roll

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I was actually seeing orton territory as Suffolk rather than norfolk. Duh.

Mate if even you East Anglians can’t marshal the borders between Norfolk and Suffolk properly we are all completely fucked.

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For some reason I was CERTAIN Orton was from Suffolk. Ah well.

I’m off to listen to some Olivia Newton John.

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Hasn’t he got a tank as well?

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+ detailed plans of urban strongholds such as Redruth. Hard to see beyond RDJ for our new overlord.

I feel bad for the county that produced Joss Stone

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david boowie

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yay cornwall is good

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