Benteke has only star

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Ted 7 games this season.

I’m smashed tbh disregard

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Can’t see past Lingard. Feel like Surman is up there. Jazz Richards and Palace’s old captain (always forget his name) are recent contenders

Jack Wilshere

just looking back at that 5-1. apparently djamel belmadi played 65 minutes (?!) he was algerian obviously.

loved when city signed players to keep other players happy, like when half of georgia was on the books in the mid to late 90s.

MUSTAFI

Oh actually that West Ham keeper

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Do you think the ban and relegation might see the return to signings we’ve never heard of?

Sort of miss the days of turning up to a match to the sight of a fifteen stone world-weary winger half limbering up on the touchline.

Find it baffling that Denis Odoi got a regular game in the prem last season. Utter garbage man

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Grant Hanley

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I think the worst case scenario is we turn into Spurs. It’s not going to be that interesting.

if he counts, that keeper west ham had for ten games earlier this season

Without exaggeration, Khakabar Tshkhadadze was fifty-five.

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Just remembered when ol’ ma Bugduv drove me to the Maine Road souveneir shop, which was an actual house, to grab a few programmes i’d missed and almost ploughed The Whistle (our rattling VW Polo) into Chris Greenacre’s new Mondeo.

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Alexander Buttner after his first game

I was actually just trying to work out where he’d be playing next season.

I thought it might be Everton because they don’t have enough midfielders.

Not even sure he really exists.

Joelinton

Genuinely thought he would go to a top 4 club in the window and that would seal our relegation. The last two months’ remarkable turnaround have made me so happy. Dwight’s been a big part of it and scored an absolute thunderbolt today.

@NoahVale Hell, even Jeff Hendrick’s playing like he’s jet powered now. I should apologise that a few weeks ago after disastrous marking I called him a “useless smelly hippy.”

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Saw this

Remembered this

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