Why doesn’t KDB take the penalties, or has he missed any for City?

emo single handedly saving the servers, you love to see it.

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It’s not the size, it’s how you use it

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Murdered too many goalies.

If you were winning by more than a goal and got a late pen it would be absolute top tier shithousery to have your keeper take it and put your normal pen taker on the line with his hands behind his back to cover for him.

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Someone on t’internet suggested Sterling’s form has been poor since the Joe Gomez incident. Haven’t watched that many City games since but his output seems to have dropped since.

Would be a bit like Michaelangelo drawing Simpsons characters.

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They’ll literally try to make anything about them, eh.

His agent told the club he doesn’t want to renew his contract in late November.

Wtf is going on

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Speaking of making everything about them

One up on the noisy neighbours again! GGMU.

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If he was embarrassed about losing it for a bit on the training pitch to the extent where it affected his game then that’s an admirable level of self awareness for a footballer tbh. Usually they’ll drive a car through a shopping centre or attack a youth team player with a straight razor and be acting like nothing happened 2 days later.

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Fucking hell

Spurs are 6/1 lads. Stick £20 on them and have a lie-in tomorrow. City losing this is too funny not to happen. Should be 0-4.

Im done

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Fucking LOL

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This is like league 2 :smile:

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City could’ve scored two then. Of course only one would have counted.

For the away kit, I was thinking a nice elegant black.

I like it, any trim?

Yes, actually we were thinking one sleeve salmon trim with a black shoulder, but kind of shiny, and one with blue trim with bright yellow hazard markers, like on a bin lorry.

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Reckon since the season’s over the lads have decided to just do some light, harmless entertainment to cheer us all up. Fair fuck to them.

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