March Football Thread - postponement edition

[nestor]

didn’t see it, but everyone’s saying that. makes up for the daft one you got against us.

[Aggpass]

One of those odd ones where the keeper spills it and just bundles someone out of the way to get it back and because its a keeper no one really bats an eyelid but then you think about it and its definitely a foul

[breakfast_t_england]

with Forest losing last night and Fulham drawing earlier, prime opportunity for Brentford to close the gap and move up to 4th again with a win at home to Sheffield Wednesday

1-0 to Sheff Wed then

[wikihock]

@Im_On_Safari

Yet another injury to a key player in the game ruins any chances. Without a doubt, Bournemouth’s injuries and luck is the worst ever seen in the history of the premier league. And we aren’t very good.

Injured by your own player, moments after the last sub has come on. Honestly felt like you guys could/should have had a point from that.

[Parsefone]

Having watched Sheffield Wednesday recently, I have to say you’d have to be very, very bad to lose to them.

[wikihock]

Sokratis would absolutely accidentally run over your cat with his van, wouldn’t he?

[futilityofendeavour]

He certainly seized the means of production

[futilityofendeavour]

Would you rather be stuck in a lift indefinitely with:

• Dyche
• Mourinho
• Other (please state fictional managers only)

[futilityofendeavour]

Until the other week I thought losing 5-0 at home to post-Venky’s Blackburn was scientifically impossible. Even if you threw the match.

[boxtoboxelder]

Mou could help me practice my Spanish. Obviously knows all the swears too

[bugduv]

Hope Bielsa walks away when he gets Leeds up.

[breakfast_t_england]

they do seem to be absolute shite tbf. we’ve played well so far in spells, had a 10 min period where we just stopped playing and let them have a go at 2-0, but then scored again and got back on with it

completely forgot Garry Monk was a thing until I saw him approach the bench. think he’ll cease to be a thing soon going by this showing.

[harru]

watching the BT sport goal soccer saturday thing - there’s some lad presenting it literally wearing his trackie bottoms. cmon ffs, bit of decorum.

[iamwiggy]

last year after 27 games City had 65 points, this year they have 58
last year after 29 games Liverpool had 70 points, this year they have 82

utterly ridiculous innit

[Ruffers]

2-nil get it right up you tiny yorkshire town

[Parsefone]

Ozil is an absolute piece of performance art.

[boxtoboxelder]

Sabri hasn’t signed an extension so he’ll be off at the end of the year. I’d take Bielsa. Be good if he managed a somewhat likeable club.

[drastic_measures]

[megalithicrock]

Finally VAR got something right

[anon19035908]

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