Barkley for Abraham.

Lampard is proper sulking isn’t he.

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Has the right to be annoyed after watching United make a last minute megaswoop for Odion Ighalo

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Of all the Chelsea youngsters, Hudson-Odoi’s the one i least see it in. Obviously he’s had a very bad injury, but even in the youth teams Dujon Sterling looked a superior player to me.

James looks like a young Alexander-Arnold in the making, Mount drifts in and out of games but has a great first touch and ability to create space, Abraham’s clearly not the finished article but will score twenty a season given the service. Hudson-Odoi…i dunno.

Exeter City prick.

well that went slightly better than I was expecting, probably should have got more than 5 in the end and really important to bounce back with a win after the last two matches.

also: where the fuck is JKA Leeds???

Lettuce Legs

GLENN MURRAY as a bogey player is pure West Ham Way™️.

Go on then.

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Happy birthday!

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Haaland and Sancho doing it again. 2-0 up after 20 mins.

(6 goals in 77mins for EBH)

Thank you kindly

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Sokratis - think he’ll go back to Germany, £5m

Mustafi - one can dream. £1m loan fee to a newly promoted Bundesliga club

Kolasinac - think Saka might take his place, hopefully his wages wouldn’t be a problem. Palace, £12m

Ozil - nominal fee, MLS or Turkey

Aubameyang - whichever of Chelsea or United finish in the CL (sigh). £55m

Lacazette - depending on whether anyone thinks he’s good anymore. £35m, Atletico Madrid

What’s the pick of the 3pms? Bournemoth vs Villa?

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Dangerous lead, 2-0

Good to see the back pass rule no longer applies to Liverpool.

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There’s no chance we’re selling both leftbacks. Unfortunately.

We’ve got 6 (!) keepers. Kalinic will go and fly under the radar as one of our worst ever signings, Sarkic on loan and depending on if we extend Reina, Nyland will go.

Hopefully ship off Neil Taylor. Looks like Bjorn Engels is on the shit list for some reason so think he will go too

Lansbury in midfield will go. Tries hard but just not up to it. Reckon Jota will too.

Up front, just Hollywood Scott Hogan

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you know what the absolute worst thing about football is? those fucking bleacher report pictures of someone like mo salah sitting in a throne with 19 players from other clubs all at his feet. pure cringe.