March Football Thread

Phone up the parents of football to apologise

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Tarquin Mason, lifelong Fulham season ticket holder.

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Money Mase, to his friends

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Rashford having a couple of weeks rest…good lad

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Happy about that. Southgate was clearly going to compensate for not using him in the WC by forcing him to play every second of these fixtures

Shame as I’d like to see him and Saka either side of Kane right now, but also;

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The other side of it is that Rashford has played through injuries before and that’s ended up affecting him massively, and that could be happening now.

Only just spotted Ben White didn’t make the squad. Something weird going on there.

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Didnt he have a big bust up with the assistant during the World Cup?

Was some shite tabloid report so didn’t think much of it at the time. The language around it and Arsenal going on about giving him love and support made it sound like it was a genuinely personal issue rather than a training ground spat.

Increasingly seems like it’s the case though. Really weird omission otherwise.

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Yeah he’s been excellent this season and has exactly the sort of multi position flexibility you’d want from a squad player (could easily play cb in a 4 or 3, or rb in a 4).

Guess on the other hand the fact that he’s switched to playing mostly in England’s strongest, deepest position doesn’t help him

Big win for Quinten Ryan Crispito Timber against his twin brother who he lives with, Jurriën David Norman Timber.

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Love that song about the Timbers by Edgar “Pitbull” Davids

Very surprised Paddy McCarthy never got a full Ireland cap, nor Julian Speroni for Argentina. Maybe there is a global conspiracy against Palace

The footage of Fulham fans taking the defeat badly yesterday is quite shocking

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Looking forward to Colchester players fucking the penalty spot or similar to complete the Aggpass season of footballing shame

Antonin Pornenka