Mark Wahlberg's mornings

One and a half hour shower followed by half an hour of golf.

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i bet he is an absolute chore to be with

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*1 1/2 hour shower. Entirely reasonable.

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Was “chore” ever used as a word for “steal” when you were younger?

it was not

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why doesn’t he get up at say 5 and go to bed at a more grown up hour?

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Imagine taking 30 minutes to eat a snack. Maybe some really tough nougat?

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and skip breakfast??

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never done either but reckon I’d prefer flotation tank to a cryo chamber

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Maybe he’s just an early bird. I’d totally get up earlier and go to bed later if it was within my power.

is cry-o-chamber a nu-emo band?

Does he make the whole family go to bed at 7:30pm?

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and how much golf is getting done in 30 minutes? Does he have his own course in the garden? must do I suppose

assuming it’s golf story on the switch

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maybe we could all try to follow his schedule on saturday?

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Full 18, hole-in-one on every hole

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I expect they all roll their eyes at him and settle down to enjoy a lovely evening without him

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My first reaction was that this is absurd, but he’s getting more sleep than I am, so maybe it’s me that’s absurd.

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Family time at 11 but kids need picking up at 3 :thinking::thinking::thinking:

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euphemism?

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