Mark Wahlberg's mornings


#21

Just bursts into the classroom, snack crumbs all over his face


#22

Did you know him and his brothers run a burger chain?


#23

What time?


#24

Mark’s family’s schedule:

2:30am - 7:30pm: Deal with Mark’s bullshit
7:31pm: Thank fuck that’s over for another day


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#25

He’s obviously playing golf for more than half an hour, just snacking half an hour into it. Probably packs a flapjack to have at the third tee, sensible behaviour.


#26

11-1. Family time and work meetings are combined (meetings with his brothers), work calls are calls about burgers.


#27

Unless they work odd shifts literally no human-being purposely gets up before 5am.


#28

We’re starting to get a much fuller picture here, thank you.


#29

do you think he’s praying that he can go back to bed and wake up at a normal time


#30

Do :clap: not :clap: speak :clap: to :clap: me :clap: until :clap: I’ve :clap: had :clap: my :clap: cryo chamber recovery


#31

a 90 minute snack


#32

Thing is, he’ll have a personal trainer who he’ll insist is at his home gym by 3:30am, and one day that PT will strangle him while he’s bench-pressing.


#33

At what point does getting up so early tip over so that you’re just getting up really late? 10pm?


#34

works less than four hours a day, prob closer to three including family time

freeloader.


#35

I used to set my alarm for 16:15 at Uni so I could enjoy Deal or No Deal with breakfast.


#36

I imagine he gets the administrative side of things done between 11am and 1pm and 2pm and 3pm.


#37

Jay-Z’s laugh


#38

wonder when he goes online


#39

11am-1pm: Admin
2pm - 3pm: Grillin’


#40

Used to consider it a victory if I woke up just in time for the second airing of Neighbours (17:35)