Marriage Proposals are Stupid

Eggs are the worst food, sort of thing Radiohead fans would eat.

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Surfing ASOS, sucking an egg

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IRL term for your thinly TV veiled

  • Boyfriend/girlfriend
  • Husband/wife
  • Partner
  • Other half
  • Cutesy term for twats
  • Their name and assume people will get it
  • Other
  • Cwbaft

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“Don’t teach your grandma to suck eggs”

Is that the phrase? It’s a weird phrase.

“the current Dr Mrs Epimer”

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Depends who I’m talking to. Most of the time wife, if it’s someone I suspect of being homophobic, partner.

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You’ve clearly never tried to do it then

Kid Egg> Hail to the Egg > Egg Rainbows > a moon shaped Egg> The Eggs>Pablo Eggy > Ok Computegg > The King of eggs

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sometimes “life partner”

When in Rome!

Enjoyed the option you chose for this one

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Can we talk about ultimatums here please?

I know a couple where the girl has given him an ultimatum of being engaged and having a baby within 2 years. Makes me feel uncomfortable when it’s mentioned.

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What about it?

Live-in lover is a good one for winding her up

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“mah banbeano”

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Hearing the word “hubby” makes me clench my fists in anger

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Anchorman is good eh

no niki

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She sounds nice.

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I don’t even call him by his name so it would feel weird coming out of my mouth.