Depends who I’m talking to. Most of the time wife, if it’s someone I suspect of being homophobic, partner.

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You’ve clearly never tried to do it then

Kid Egg> Hail to the Egg > Egg Rainbows > a moon shaped Egg> The Eggs>Pablo Eggy > Ok Computegg > The King of eggs

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sometimes “life partner”

When in Rome!

Enjoyed the option you chose for this one

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Can we talk about ultimatums here please?

I know a couple where the girl has given him an ultimatum of being engaged and having a baby within 2 years. Makes me feel uncomfortable when it’s mentioned.

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What about it?

Live-in lover is a good one for winding her up

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“mah banbeano”

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Hearing the word “hubby” makes me clench my fists in anger

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Anchorman is good eh

no niki

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She sounds nice.

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I don’t even call him by his name so it would feel weird coming out of my mouth.

Are ultimatums the only tums?

Any other tums I’m forgetting?

think i’m gonna leave the board again

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‘This one’ :nauseated_face:

I really struggle to call people by their name as well

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The indigestion tablets

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