Mary Berry SLAMS Paul Hollywood in Bake Off DRAMA

Jeremys_Iron · 2017-03-16T18:22:20.378Z

Ooft new hosts revealed

the Guardian – 16 Mar 17

Noel Fielding and Sandi Toksvig to host new Great British Bake Off

New presenters will join new judge Prue Leith and Bake Off stalwart Paul Hollywood in the Channel 4 version of the show

ericthefourth · 2017-03-16T18:24:12.253Z

Gonna be top gear mk ii innit. State of having noel fielding on this. Ffs

japes · 2017-03-16T18:28:57.563Z

lol this sounds well shit

Jeremys_Iron · 2017-03-16T18:30:58.452Z

Noel asking contestants if their croquembouche is made from cobwebs and lost dreams ahahahaha.

TKC · 2017-03-16T18:32:55.739Z

how many times will Noel Fielding say that a cake looks like a weasel and that its weird for goths to be out in the daytime

ericthefourth · 2017-03-16T18:33:29.933Z

Not even gonna watch it. Cant handle his shitness.

andyvine · 2017-03-16T18:36:06.312Z

Yeah I wasn’t going to bother but this is going to be great

ericthefourth · 2017-03-16T18:36:18.093Z

Ffs vine

andyvine · 2017-03-16T18:36:56.940Z

Just reading about when the Queen dies

shove it

Otto · 2017-03-16T18:39:31.999Z

First read this as Noel Edmonds and was going to say that this doesn’t seem like a good choice for him, considering the horror drug that is CAKE and what it does to the Shatner’s Bassoon

mouth_breather · 2017-03-16T18:48:55.125Z

Marry Berry’s got a degree

colon_closed_bracket · 2017-03-16T18:51:38.589Z

Ah man, I can’t believe I used to like The Mighty Boosh…

Gert · 2017-03-16T19:54:48.696Z

Bet they get rid of the baking history bits as well, the swine.

This guy’s shtick gets a bit boring but this was the first one I read and it make me laff a fair amount

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Twinkletoes · 2017-03-17T09:05:13.740Z

Rewatched season 1 recently. Still cracks me up. And I still find Noel Fielding hilarious on panel shows. So I, for one, am very much looking forward to this.

poppingCandy · 2017-03-17T10:02:30.225Z

I reckon they wanted Richard Ayoade like all the rumours said but were using Noel Fielding as a bargaining chip to lower his Salary.

anon29812515 · 2017-03-17T10:03:08.485Z

Bake off you cunt!

NoahVale · 2017-03-17T10:06:16.597Z

I now have a mental image of Mary Berry fucking Paul Hollywood.
Thanks vine

andyvine · 2017-03-17T10:11:43.435Z

any time xoxo

barleysugar · 2017-03-17T11:38:32.608Z

Reckon Prue and Sandi are gonna end up twatting each other

andyvine · 2017-03-17T11:47:09.715Z

do you, yeah?