Mary Berry SLAMS Paul Hollywood in Bake Off DRAMA

Ooft new hosts revealed

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Gonna be top gear mk ii innit. State of having noel fielding on this. Ffs

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lol this sounds well shit

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Noel asking contestants if their croquembouche is made from cobwebs and lost dreams ahahahaha.

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how many times will Noel Fielding say that a cake looks like a weasel and that its weird for goths to be out in the daytime

Not even gonna watch it. Cant handle his shitness.

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Yeah I wasn’t going to bother but this is going to be great

Ffs vine

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First read this as Noel Edmonds and was going to say that this doesn’t seem like a good choice for him, considering the horror drug that is CAKE and what it does to the Shatner’s Bassoon

Marry Berry’s got a degree

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Ah man, I can’t believe I used to like The Mighty Boosh…

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Bet they get rid of the baking history bits as well, the swine.

This guy’s shtick gets a bit boring but this was the first one I read and it make me laff a fair amount

Rewatched season 1 recently. Still cracks me up. And I still find Noel Fielding hilarious on panel shows. So I, for one, am very much looking forward to this.

I reckon they wanted Richard Ayoade like all the rumours said but were using Noel Fielding as a bargaining chip to lower his Salary.

Bake off you cunt!

I now have a mental image of Mary Berry fucking Paul Hollywood.
Thanks vine
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any time xoxo

Reckon Prue and Sandi are gonna end up twatting each other

do you, yeah?