Massive Dinger Filth Thread

Filth here please

Seen a massive dinger recently?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Yes but not in a sexual encounter

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I barely know 'er!

Doesn’t work

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Massive dinger
https://youtu.be/TvN3atq9Xpg

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Dingers Khan

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Dinger wielders: ever wish yours was more massive than it is?

  • I’m never not wishing it
  • Nah, it’s fine as it is
  • Sometimes but only for daft reasons unrelated to satisfying my sexual partner(s)

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Ultimadinger.

the spanish commentary after the alfonso goal <3

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guardiola so hepped up on cugat balls he forgets where the ball is before the cross

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Gol de Scholes
Gol de Scholes
Gol de Schoooooles

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Dinger receivers: preference?

  • MASSIVE
  • Moderate
  • Miniature
  • cwbaft

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just realized the commentator refers to giggs as ‘giggsy’ in that video

Swear there was another one from the same commentator for Giggs but can’t remember what song it was to

An ex of mine once described a perfectly sized dinger as a “Goldilocks” dinger

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Porridgey?

Goldicocks surely?

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Porridgey, not too hard

Found the rio one anyway, should’ve gone for Duran Duran really

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Quietly hoping for a bellend curve distribution on this.

Lads, how would you like it if there were a load of absolute penises in the football thr…oh, nevermind.

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