#281

Here’s your masterchef schedule for the week, food fans.

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Twice on thursday ffs :man_facepalming:

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#282

Never been the same since the govt passed the no masterchef on a tuesday law.

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#283

They should never have even had the votes after the Compulsory Samphire Amendment was added. :rage:

#284

“No Masterchef on a Tuesday means no Masterchef on a Tuesday”

#285

Needs to be noted: username/particular episode of Masterchef interface.

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#286

I love Gregg, and have no beef with his naff style. My favourite thing he does, which repeatedly demonstrates he knows very little is simply list out the ingredients, back to the contestant, with a few superlatives chucked in:

Contestant: I’ve served you a lemon cheesecake, with a raspberry coulis, a toffee shard, and reduced biscuit soil.

Gregg: WOW! Honestly [chuckles to self] that is a triumph. You’ve got cheesecake, with that lemon in it, raspberry from the coulis, and the shard of toffee sticking ahhht the top is inspired! But the real star is the soil that is full of biscuit flavour…I’d take that for a dirty weekend in Rhyl any time you like my friend!

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#287

It’s incredible how strongly I can hear him saying this AND visualise the edit as he’s saying it.

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#288

Here we

#289

Couldve sworn cockle boy went home weeks ago

#290

Have been convinced from the beginning that “love psychologist” is the most polite way they could think of to phrase “mystical sex guru”. He’s become known as Tantric Geoff in our household.

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#291

He totally looks like a Geoff doesn’t he

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#292

Professional kitchen round can do one

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#293

Heart skipped a beat when Jonty called Delia’s name there :sweat:

#294

‘Trout nibbled a wart off my knee’

No it didn’t tim, you massive liar.

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#295

Some good cooks in there.

#296

Not sure who I want to win yet.

#297

This has absolutely done me in. Well done!

#298

I know who i dont want to win: lying tim, sculptor, policewoman, someone else ive forgotten

#299

Maudlin piano Pixies at the end!

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#300

I don’t mind the sculptor guy but don’t see him winning