Bit in love with Philli I think

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Ffs I keep forgetting to watch masterchef.

Did I see Luke with a sheet of Jus-Rol for his dessert? Hope they compliment his pastry.

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Gonna put my neck on the line now and say Luke’s a goner

:disappointed_relieved: My two bois out in back to back episodes

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Absolutely gutted for luke

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Lovely to see Gregg’s joy at a contestant explaining that he had had a childhood. Wonderful.

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Bart

  • Is going to do that smeared line across the middle of the plate in the next round too.
  • Has realised you can have too much of a good thing.

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Hopefully we’ll see a duck breast with the fat beautifully rendered down and nice and pink in the middle tonight

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Am looking for a celeriac purée too.

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Well it would be rude to serve all that without a fondant potato

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Yesterday’s guest chef/judge is now competing to replicate a quaver on Channel 4. It’s a small world.

The quality this year is fucking insane.

And I like them all, apart from the angry guy.

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God I could eat this rn

Is he trying to say he invented crispy chilli beef?

Jono really has got that tedious chef schtick down pat. Would be an awful man to join you for a pint.

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This episode is actually interesting for a change, good to see something different

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It’s got the texture of a swimming cap!!

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He’s got everything apart from the tattoo sleeve

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Could go a dim sum rn