Ooh has he cooked the potato correctly THIS MATTERS THIS IS DRAMA KEN!!!
One’s called Ken in my version.
Oh just change it, theo!!!
Its here!
Hate Masterchef so much but in fairness so does everyone else involved.
Be gone, killjoy!
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I, killjoy?!
Look at Torode’s sad face, he looks like a handbag in a bargain bin.
Bye bye risotto lady!
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Masterchef is all i have left in life.
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“Everything I do is art”
Someone’s parents hated him
Absolutely fucked it
Tariq’s had a nightmare there
Custard ravioli.
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Quite appreciate them getting Dylan ‘Gary’ Baldi from cloud nothings in as a guest judge.
Getting Tim Sherwood in as a contestant is a bit of a coup too
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So Lianne to be a finalist?
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Although there’s only so many tarts she can make
Love how last year’s contestants now talk like masterchef wankers.
It’s still no strawberry risotto
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