that dessert looks amazing

Everything was brown. The whole menu

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Chef’s table’s getting a bit C-list isn’t it? No Clare Smith (top chef), none of the old codgers and I missed not being able to give Michael Caines a wave too.

So beardysmiley is a god-botherer then, and Louisa isn’t going to win, Mr Lisp doesn’t like socks and young baldy probaby is going to win?

Weird hair man is a gonner. Surprised tbf. Thought he’d be a shout for the winner.

C’MON LOUISA!!

umm, does one of them have A.T.D tattooed on his hand?!

How long is this tweezering bits of stuff on to a plate going to be a thing?

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Were they microwaving stuff in paper cups last night?

You telling me you’ve never microwaved a cake in a paper cup before?!

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All. The. Time. (other than when I am working in the fourth best restaurant in the world)

So final tonight. Who’s it to be?

  • Eyes
  • Beard
  • Forehead

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“I’ve lived all my life in Maidenhead”

Alright Craig, straight in with the sob story

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Urgh stop it with the life histories. Sooo boring.

And the series recaps.

Big fan of the Stephen baby photos (not a paedo)

HURRY THE FUCK UP AND COOK SOMETHING

MASTERTWAT

Good dog

Reckoning the sound editor is gonna go overboard this episode

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Didn’t like that knife sharpening noise

Beardy’s fucked it

Uh oh. Undercooked meat never wins