Masterchef: The Professionals (2017)


#201

Fuck off putting food in a tulip.


#202

What do we reckon the cheffing hierarchy is? Top to bottom:

Head chef Michelin star restaurant
Head chef restaurant
Sous chef restaurant
Sous chef hotel
Private chef (‘I bring the restaurant to you’ = ‘restaurant’s are too stressful and I am too delicate to work in one’)


#203

Variations of turnip :frog:


#204

This lad’s good :ok_hand:


#205

Monica Is only ever seen with a spoon.


#206

This James Acaster/Andy Murray lad is good as well. Does not look 24 though :eyes:


#207

Ah feck, NOW she decides to use a fork.


#208

Yer man Matts cod cheek dish looked fucking dynamite


#209

him, the cocky geezer from last week and yer man jamie from early on are the big dogs eh


#210

Also the bloke from this week who looked like he’d just been reanimated by his master in a lab. The one who put a cauliflower in a baked spud.


#211

I like the look of Matt if you know what I mean.


#212

No I don’t know what you mean


#213

image


#214

Oh right. Now I know what you mean


#215

Happy to help


#216

He is wasted as a private chef.


#217

Matt’s an alright cook int he?!
Also reminds me a lot of a friend of mine so I definitely want him to win


#218

Disappointed that he didn’t follow “You’re only as good as your last meal” with “and they said my last meal was the tits, so I’m really good!”


#219

Plankton risotto.

This fucking show.


#220

Dunno it looked pretty good.