Masterchef: The Professionals (2017)


#121

Blasphemy. I don’t even want seasoning.


#122

Jerk seasoning aka Marcus Wareing with a pepper grinder.


#123

I say this every time but the critics round is my favourite


#124

I’m just glad jay rayner isnt there. Something about that bloke…


#125

They’re all joyless husks of human beings


#126

I dont mind the posh giles-y bloke (narrows it down), he seems to have a sense of humour. Love grace dent too.


#127

Posh guy = Shitwell? He’s a complete cunt irl - was a total dickhead at my mate’s aunt’s restaurant. I think he’s a tosser on the show too but he’s the villain i love to hate tbf


#128

I was about to say Sitwell’s my fave. Doesn’t surprise me though that they’d all be awful in real life.


#129

That’s the one. Not surprised he’s a dick IRL but he’s one of the least worst on here.


#130

Sitwell’s hero shot was amazing :rofl:


#131

‘Textures of xx’. Stop it.


#132

Every time I watch this I wish I had something for dessert in the fridge but I never have :sweat:


#133

I like sitting down with a beer and a bag of pork scratchings or, as tonight, a pack of jerky. I like how it feels quite anti-Mastercook.


#134

The star of this dish for me, is…


#135

Lot of beards in that episode. Looks like next week, no beards.


#136

Bloody love Rayner - find him very much the opposite of joyless.


#137

Mrs Fox was very concerned that none were wearing beard nets…


#138

One of Mrs F’s pet peeves too. Which is ironic given that just about everything I cook always seems to have one of her hairs in it somehow.


#139

Marcus Wareing would have to wear one when he does the skills test if the contestants had to, no way he’s gonna do that.


#140

:wave::wave::wave: