Mates, it's XYLO'S BIRTHDAY!

[japes]

happy birthday @xylopwn

[laelfy]

Happy birthday to one of the best! xxx

[anon89873996]

GWS & HB X

[Icarus-Smicarus]

happy birthday xylo!

[cutthelights]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY XYLO!

[1101010]

Marckee really needs to put on more clothes, FFS!

Happy birthday @xylo xxxx

[TheBarbieMovie2023]

Hb xylo, have a very pervy birthday.

[shrewbie]

happy birthday xylo

[1101010]

Lemsip? Nooooo.

[anon67149139]

Don’t be silly, everyone. @xylo had a birthday last year.

HB YOC xxx

[whiterussian]

But you see it’s an annual thing, which means it happens roughly three times every year.

[yuggy]

happy birthday, and remember…

[Witches]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY XYLOOOO

[Richie_Ronco]

Happy Birthday old fella. I think I hijacked your birthday thread last year and I’m doing it again as its mine as well and I’m particularly needy at the moment. So please say nice things and tell me how the next year will be much better than the last

[Gert]

an anthem for your next circumnavigation of the sun, Richie, and the translated lyrics below for readalong fun

Richie - Supa Richie

Eat a fizzle? NO!
Eat a Schräubokopter? NO!
What is it then?
SUPER RICHIE!
Hey, wait, I’m gonna use that front.
Vanilla ice cream you do not like,
but it is hot on the beach.
Super Richie throws in hot sand,
says, “Here’s Krokant!”
The nut cream jar is screwed up,
you do not get upset anymore.
Super Richie comes over
skin on it with a hammer.
a sandwich with liver sausage,
it drops you in the dirt.
Super-Richie picks it up and throws it away for you.
Wherever it gets hot no matter what happens.
And you only miss the toilet paper,
Super Richie saves you.
Super Richie comes to you!
When you’re almost howling and it smells like trouble,
Super Super Richie
come to you!
Super Richie,
Faster like the wind.
You only have to believe in him, then he will definitely help you.
Super Super Richie
Faster like the wind!
Hey you have bad teeth,
but you’re sick of dentists.
Super Richie puts you legs,
Now you are wearing a denture!
Your account is fully negative,
have red-woven lenses,
Hey, Super Richie lends you something!
(For 80 percent interest!)
You would like to have a pet,
but mother sighs “No!”
Super Richie buys ham,
and a pig tinkers you
Everywhere, everything gets hot, no matter what happens,
and you feel like bottle empty, here’s a full one! Here you go!
(Hey no topic, I’m a colleague!)
Super Richie comes to you!
When you’re almost howling and it smells like trouble,
Super Super Richie
come to you!
Super Richie,
Faster like the wind.
You only have to believe in him, then he will definitely help you.
Super Super Richie
Faster like the wind!
In vacation, you have kissed someone foreign,
Now you feel shitty,
Hey, Super Richie works for you!
Reassures your conscience.
Class work, board in front of the head,
in math threatens a six.
Super Richie shows up helpfully,
Now she’s sure to crackle.
Your pearl has another,
and you are crying alone in bed.
Super Richie gives you comfort
The new one is really nice!
No matter what happens, everywhere
and you have wet sweat socks, Super Richie blows her dry.
(Hey, listen, laugh, sonz, I’ll get my brothers!)
Super Richie comes to you!
When you’re almost howling and it smells like trouble,
Super Super Richie
come to you!
Super Richie,
Faster like the wind.
You only have to believe in him, then he will definitely help you.
Super Super Richie
Faster like the wind!
(Ey, careful Richie, a high house!
Who?.)

[Richie_Ronco]

That’s made me chuckle. Thanks @Gert

[Lo-Pan]

Happy birthday @xylo you gorgeous smelling bastard. Hope you have a lovely day

[whiterussian]

HBRR!! You should get your birthday on your profile and who knows, maybe you’ll even get your very own thread next year

[weeber]

Happy birthday @Richie_Ronco. Hope things pick up for you.

[Richie_Ronco]

didn’t realise there was an option. Just done it. Can’t wait until my birthday thread next year !