May Football Thread: a month of special footballing presentations, beginning with The Strange Case of Dr Bodø and Mr Glimt

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Europe steps up to provide us with laughter, drama and entertainment as the Europa and Confy league semis kick off, with CL semis in the balance heading into the second legs.

Domestically, the mid-tables of various leagues have to sort themselves out with all the interesting stuff mainly finished. “Actually there’s still an exciting race for 6th!” No there isn’t.

The Business End of The Business End.

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In the most exciting footballing league* (the Conference) Oldham Athletic have actually done something that can be an achievement and made the play offs!

Obvs not going to go up (here’s looking at you, York) but hoping that we get through what appears to be Halifax and Forest Green to get a day at Wembley.

We are the team with the least success in all of the top 5 divisions in English football so please football gods give me something to enjoy.

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Hope my beautiful boys win tonight

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Hope we don’t see a lingering still of Antpoc later, stony-faced, arms folded, and weighing up his ongoing football-related life decisions.

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Bodø or Glimt?

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You call that a Business end OP?

This is a business end OP

Dundee pulling a 1Upper

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oh, a fresh unmuted football thread

well, until I mute it again after United don’t win the no ears, I would like to say that Lamine Yamal’s latest goal was very nice, but all the press hyperbole makes me want him to fail and crash and burn

if it weren’t for the press hyperbole, I would gladly just enjoy him and any other exciting footballers

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I don’t give out my passionate support that easily. Firmly a basqueman, cut me and I bleed los leones

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enjoy the boy

imo

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I think I will. all I need to do is just e.g. cut out BBC Sports news website just like I did their main news website, and then all the wank unjournalism goes away

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Steve STONED
Gaetan BONG
Ryan TunniSPLIFF

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Chris BLUNT
Bobby De Cordova-WEED

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Ian KUSH

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I hate Lord of the Rings but I’d love to see Bilbao baggings loads of goals tonight

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Will be great if Spurs lose to an underpowered Frodo/Gimli

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Why are we playing Helms deep?

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DANK BURN

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Bergvall injured
Advantage Bodo and possibly Glimt too