May Football Thread

Continue to talk about things that may or may not happen during the month of May in the world of football here.

In order to be assured of the Premier League title, Manchester City require 15 points from their remaining 6 games. In order for Arsenal to win the title, they must most likely win all of their remaining 5 games and hope to better City’s tally.

At the bottom, it’s complicated. This is the situation as it stands:

No-one is yet relegated, although Southampton will be all but assured of it if Leicester win tonight.

In the battle for Europe, Newcastle and United currently occupy 3rd and 4th spot with a mighty 7 point gap and a game in hand over Liverpool in 5th. It seems unlikely that situation will change markedly. I forget where the cut-offs are for Europa and the Confy these days, sorry, but Spurs, Villa, Brighton, Fulham and Brentford all have varying degrees of hope for qualifying for those.

In the Championship, Burnley and Sheffield United have already secured promotion to the big time. Luton, Boro, Coventry and Millwall currently occupy the play-off places, with Blackburn, Sunderland and West Brom still in with a chance of grabbing one of them.

In League One, Plymouth and Ipswich have secured promotion. Sheffield Wednesday, Bolton, Barnsley, and one of Derby and Peterborough will contest the play-offs.

In League Two, Leyton Orient and Stevenage are going up. It remains to be seen if it will be Northampton or Stockport County who will be joining them automatically. Mansfield Town still have a chance of gatecrashing the play-offs with two of Carlisle, Salford and Bradford.

Polls have been helpfully provided by @Tuna further down! A pleasant and prosperous month to you all.

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You know it’s still April yeah?

I can’t believe you’ve done this

April 1st was last month m8!

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I’d like to see the crisps quite comprehensively beat the toffees this evening

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April 31st mate. You and your Brexit calendars, you’ve been robbed

Should be the business end but the actual end is next month. Fucking shambles

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Even so the May football thread deserves a way better OP than this

I had some triple anti-banter prepped but then I thought ‘you know what? I’ll spare them. Nobody has time for it right now, nerves are short, I’ll keep it short and sweet’. Then you barge in here barking about your faulty calendar and I’m thinking it should have ran three paragraphs long.

Think this will be the month that the wheels come off for Manchester City

like this you mean?

I’m just irked because I wrote a long reply to @ynot in the April thread and you closed the thread just as I hit reply and now it’s lost forever

champions

  • City
  • Arsenal

0 voters

third and fourth

  • Newcastle
  • Bumted
  • Liverpool
  • Brighton
  • Spurs
  • Villa

0 voters

fifth + sixth (europa probably)

  • Newcastle
  • Bumted
  • Liverpool
  • Brighton
  • Spurs
  • Villa

0 voters

relegated (Southampton are gone, sorry)

  • Leicester
  • Everton
  • Leeds
  • Forest

0 voters

FA cup

  • City
  • Bumted

0 voters

Big ears

  • City
  • Madrid
  • Milan
  • Inter

0 voters

europa

  • Juve
  • Sevilla
  • Leverkusen
  • Roma

0 voters

confy

  • Fiorentina
  • Basel
  • AZ
  • West Ham

0 voters

playoffs

  • Luton
  • Boro
  • Coventry
  • Millwall
  • Sunderland
  • West Brom
  • Blackburn

0 voters

bored at work

  • Tuna

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It’s May and there are still so many games to play.

Fucking fifa and their big dumb tournaments. Although it was amusing in my football group chat when I took the piss after England lost and the div that trolls the most said “not the time or place for it” :clown_face:

Better?

Infinitely

thank you

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Feel sick thinking about tonight :partying_face:

Daniwah deserves a game imho.

remember, foxes never crisp

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I maybe misremembering but is that the 2nd goal of the month a Chelsea player won by default because it was the only goal they scored the entire minth? Couldve sworn it haplened once already

Ah yes it happened Feb

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Forgot he existed

We can do it mate

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