May I ruin your evening?

mate I can see this

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Some dreadful rapper I “follow” did what’s essentially digital blackface, I think it’s more palatable than that cover.

NO MORE SLAGGING ANY MEMBERS OF BIFFY OFF PLEASE I fancy them all and on the slim, slim, tiny, minuscule chance that I interact with any of them I don’t want you lot ruining it for me

I mean technically he’s not a… you know what, never mind.

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“Rest my WAB(alls not iffy) on your lips for 10 seconds exactly.”

@theconsultant, earlier today

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easily the best thing that’s happened on dis this year.

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I explained this to my TV and she said: “So they sang ‘wet as Buffy’?”.

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can’t imagine someone having a Mike Vennart alt account ready to go for years just waiting for this moment

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You’ve got to play the long game with these things

to be honest I don’t know who that is and may have overestimated their fame based on people’s reactions here, sorry

You might like Oceansize actually

sound a bit like Ocean Colour Scene so I’m not sure

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He’s not going to like that.

tell him to dangle his balls on my tongue then

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always thought they were the same band.

Combining this with yr other horrifying revelation, I expected the B to stand for Bones

yeah I’m not being cool but I’ve never heard of Oceansize before

heard some references on here but again, indistinguishable from ocean colour scene.

just googled them, apparently they have a song called “Massive Bereavement (Featuring Can)” which has done me a bit

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Hiya, I’m Can…erm I’m just here for the massive bereavement?

oh just over there? okay thank you! :slight_smile:

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