Had a good long look across the candidate’s names, nothing particularly of note.
Thought I would vote English Democrats because I am English and I like democracy over autocracy. Then I remembered that they’re racist.
So then I thought I would vote UKIP because I am UKish and an Important Person. Then I remembered that they’re racist too.
So then I thought I would vote BREXIT Party because I am BRish and an EX-Idiotic Teen who liked a party. Then I remembered that they’re racist too.
So then I thought I would vote Tory because my daughter used to watch loads of Victorious on Netflix and really liked the character called Tori and I thought it would be a nice tribute. Then I remembered that they’re racist too.
So then I thought I would vote Change UK and I found myself wondering what would happen if the UK DIDN’T actually vote to remain in the UK and I Chukaled lots.
Obviously I discounted Lib Dems even though their leader ISN’T racist because… y’know, his wife.
So then I voted Labour. Although it was a close run thing between them and the Greens.