Fuuucking hell, Nathan Redmond ripping off Coutinho there.

have a really relevant picture i took a few years ago in tesco of a notice saying something like 1 spanish lettuce per customer, but can’t find it.

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Fulham defenders looking at Rondon smacking one in was funny

Farcical number of blooters scored today. Love end of term.

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Lettuce feet

Nathan Redmond could do well for a 3rd to 6th team.

Or Man United.

i still don’t know where the lettuce [hands] thing came from, must be the DiS-ism that i’ve come across the most without understanding it by a mile

It’s a salad fingers joke. He was a known goalkeeper.

Can’t remember who but someone had a game on with foreign commentary and when there was a keeping error they’d shout ‘lettuce hands! Mayonnaise hands!’ or ‘chicken goalkeeper’

lol forgot United drew with Huddersfield last weekend. Seems like a year ago.

United drew with Huddersfield!

i think the thing that confused me was that those three all seemed linked but none of them made sense together or seperately

bizarre but gotta love it

so if they’d won that game and won today they’d have finished level on points with spurs, mad

Aubameyang-esque that

The boy from Argentina has put Scotland in front!

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Yeah that Kompany goal is pretty amazing. Just kinda wish it could have happened on the last day, rather than a tame 4-1 win.

Combined 3 wins in 20 games for the teams 3rd-6th. Mad mass capitulation

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who do we reckon is the most high profile player likely to flee the nest this summer then? Pogba? Hazard? Sané?

Hazard

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Hazard if he has any sense

Graham Carey.