Mayochup anyone?

Already been some staggering stupidity in this thread from dear old Eric and dear old Noah

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Mayochup? I’d glance at that.

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Fuck off ant

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Don’t patronise me in my own thread!

Couldn’t you just add water to your ketchup if you want watered down ketchup?

No you fuck off

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  • Ketonaise

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No i wont fuck off, you sod

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Sod off, you fuck

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SHUT UP

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love to make seafood sauce for the crimbo prawn cocktails by binding salad cream and ketchup into one magnificent sauce

That should work

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I’m not a bit “portmanteau” guy but I think it would be nice if people used more of each word when they created them.

Mayonetchup or Ketchuonaise for example

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Things I’ll happily dip a chip into:

  • Ketchup
  • BBQ sauce
  • This stuff
  • Mayo and mayo derivatives e.g. perinaise
  • Curry sauce
  • Gravy

Things I’ll grudgingly dip a chip into

  • Sweet chilli sauce
  • Brown sauce

Things I absolutely will not dip a chip into

  • A milkshake, wtf is wrong with you
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Ketchu on the flip side :call_me_hand:

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sweet chilli sauce is nice if it’s done right, only sainsbos has the good own-brand chilli sauce game imo

This is fine. I tend to do this with the individual sauces anyway so why not just take one bottle to the table :woman_shrugging:

(I wouldn’t actually buy it because I don’t eat chips at home)

I’m a big fan of it in general, just not in a chip dipping context.

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