Mayonnaise

Can’t get enough of it. Good with chips, good in a sandwich, good plain or with garlic or chilli or something in, good all round.

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now you’re talking!

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I knew we’d find something to bond us sooner or later.

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Got charged £0.50p for mayo that never got brought the other day, couldn’t be arsed pointing it out.

Started ALWAYS having ketchup and mayo with my chips. Something feels missing if I don’t.

I eat too much mayonnaise

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Good with chips, good on certain sandwiches.

I also like mixing it with hot sauce.

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Will have it as part of a tuna mayo sandwich. Absolutely sickening stuff aside from that.

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I asked for ketchup first then realised I was in a vegan place so they probably had vegan mayo. So I had ketchup. Just wanted to clarify I wasn’t condimentless

Winiary 4 life

It does feel a little bit like directly ingesting future heart problems though

A true workhorse of the condiment world. Like onions or British actor Toby Jones, it’s very rarely the focus of attention but always playing an important supporting role when it’s around.

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A local delicacy

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The only time I don’t like it is at uni when when Spanish people served me basically a mayonegg, that was rank

The distribution of the mayo here is all wrong. I ask for a separate cone to dip my chips in otherwise you get soggy mayo soaked chips at the start and as you work your way down you run out of mayo.

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How do you get mayo to the lower chips?

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  • Dip my chips
  • Drown my chips mmm soggy chips lovely

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Was trying to give Hoogs a chance

One day travel card wanker alert!

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love it, but Hellmann’s is the absolute worst. Doesn’t even taste like mayo. Beaten by any of the supermarket home brands. How did it become the market leader?!! reckon a lot of the mayo deniers are because of their interactions with Hellmann’s

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Nobody has ever EVER got the distribution right when saucing on top of chips. Dip4lyf

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Soggy chips wanker alert!!

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