Can’t get enough of it. Good with chips, good in a sandwich, good plain or with garlic or chilli or something in, good all round.
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now you’re talking!
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I knew we’d find something to bond us sooner or later.
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Got charged £0.50p for mayo that never got brought the other day, couldn’t be arsed pointing it out.
Started ALWAYS having ketchup and mayo with my chips. Something feels missing if I don’t.
I eat too much mayonnaise
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Good with chips, good on certain sandwiches.
I also like mixing it with hot sauce.
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Will have it as part of a tuna mayo sandwich. Absolutely sickening stuff aside from that.
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I asked for ketchup first then realised I was in a vegan place so they probably had vegan mayo. So I had ketchup. Just wanted to clarify I wasn’t condimentless
Winiary 4 life
It does feel a little bit like directly ingesting future heart problems though
A true workhorse of the condiment world. Like onions or British actor Toby Jones, it’s very rarely the focus of attention but always playing an important supporting role when it’s around.
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A local delicacy
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The only time I don’t like it is at uni when when Spanish people served me basically a mayonegg, that was rank
The distribution of the mayo here is all wrong. I ask for a separate cone to dip my chips in otherwise you get soggy mayo soaked chips at the start and as you work your way down you run out of mayo.
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How do you get mayo to the lower chips?
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- Dip my chips
- Drown my chips mmm soggy chips lovely
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Was trying to give Hoogs a chance
One day travel card wanker alert!
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Nobody has ever EVER got the distribution right when saucing on top of chips. Dip4lyf
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Soggy chips wanker alert!!
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Yeah - I think this is the worst way to consume Mayo and chips
No control at all, awful
@Gnometorious - separate cone is genius 
Tried it where they mix the chips with the sauce b4 they go in the cone once. Awful greasy experience
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