⚽ May's football thread: the business end of the business end of the season ⚽ (Part 1)

  • Plasterer
  • Club promoter

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If Conte stays, you cement top 4 next season, before Levy does absolutely nothing in the transfer window next summer, Conte marches off and you end up exactly where you started.

same thing (the joke being that its the club promoters job to get people plastered!)

Cracking Up Lol GIF by HULU

Cracking Up Lol GIF by HULU

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‘Specs’

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*as it stands

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Put the ring binders away and get involved in this I reckon

I’ve got a joke too if you’d like to hear it

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Come on then, let’s have it

I saw Man City completed an unlikely comeback yesterday with a surprise scorer of the winner

Ederson?

No, it was a tap in

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have you been working on this since yesterday

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Manchester United Football Club!

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Would you think more or less of it if I said yes?

yes i would

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£25m ?

Running his contract down isn’t he?

Unfortunately all plasterers are exactly as Limmy describes

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It is very funny Newcastle soaked you 30 million smackeroos for him, yes.

Declan Rice says he’ll be at West Ham next season

Next season Declan Rice will be at

  • City
  • Liverpool
  • Chelsea
  • Spurs
  • United
  • Arsenal
  • West Ham
  • Other (please state)

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Depends on Chelsea’s financials I reckon. Think he’ll be there or west ham

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Yeah, actually, it just occurred to me that the Worls Cuo (doesn’t exist) is gonna have a big impact on the summer & more specifically the January transfer window innit?

should have made the poll a ‘pick two’ multiple choice