Me when

I’m not sure what I’ve done to deserve something

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Me when I don’t know what’s going on

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I was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

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my work colleague asks me how long I’m going on holiday for

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I’m not sure how long something has been going on

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Me when someone says they don’t like what I’m wearing .

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someone asks me to sing a song that I think I know quite well

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Me, at the clocking-in machine at work every morning

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I ask my parents if they like the shoes I’m thinking of buying

Me when my soufflé collapses:

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Me when someone asks me to swim in water polluted with antibiotics

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Cool thread

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Me when I’m clearing out the wood burner

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Me when anybody wonders out loud what happened to the small particles of potentially harmful debris they were just responsible for creating.

Does he ever oblige?

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I see a pack of dogs wandering around the streets off the lead and seemingly without any human companions

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Me when someone asks me how the bacon is

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Me when you disappear for a bit

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Me when I’m asked to identify the only country in the world named after a geographical feature:

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I’m asked what my least favourite genealogy TV series is