meanwhile, in That London

wtf is this, can’t actually believe it’s real

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We have hills in Northamptonshire. They’re pretty cool

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Ah this ones made of scaffold

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we don’t have ones like that

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The time for you to go to London has come!!!

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Looks like when you set the graphics settings to low

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It’s like the summer version of one of those ‘Winter Wonderland’ things that are actually just an alsatian wearing reindeer horns in a muddy car park.

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Who is it for

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Tourists with more money than sense, I assume

Even the concept image looks pure shite. What a joke.

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Just gonna walk the length of Oxford Street with all my shopping and climb the mound

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When I first saw the plans for it I thought, OK, some greenery or whatever but I didn’t know it cost so much or that you had to pay to go on it. Also, I saw some more candid photos yesterday and it looks much worse than on those ones.

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The concept pics not having fences :smiley:

£6 to walk up the stairs or free to walk up the grass

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This looks like when you could buy a thunderbirds island for 90 quid or Anthea Turner taught you how to make one out of bog roll over the space of 6 months

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looks like Tracey Island from Thunderbirds made by a drunk person

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Is this meant to be permanent? Could be alright with time I reckon, these artificial planter things always look garbage when they’re first built.

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Anthea Turner is not a drunk!

Afaik

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the bins really add to the aesthetic

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Oh you have to pay for it? It can eff off then

I’m a London boy. Embankment. Big Ben. Cab drivers. Mound.

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