#11

A friend went for a knee operation last week, and told me it was called a Patella Tendonoscopy. I was like DOESNT HE BAT AT SIX FOR GLAMORGAN???!!

#12

That’s the spirit.

#13

Jordan numbers.

#14

sounds like the inimitable style of Anon, to me

#15

Puri Geller

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#16

Mys-tikka Meg

All I got, saps

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#17

I can’t believe any of you are even trying.

#18

Full marks to you, japes. I didn’t think there’d be any others.

#19

FIFTY. MORE. RIDDLES.

#20

What am I?? Curried liver?

#21

There’s a riddle sat unsolved in the thread, if I remember correctly. I didn’t say anything because I assumed no one was interested anymore.

#22

I reckon they’re fans of both chips and coffee on the Indian subcontinent so:

#23

So sorry, Noah. I got distracted.

Yours is a very commendable effort. And one which I wasn’t even expecting.

Too little too late I know. I’m a horrible, horrible bastard.

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#24

I reckon they are too.

#25

Russell Naant

#26

Oh excellent. I was just trying to think of a good one for him.

#27

same

#28

paul daal-niels
debbie mcGhee

fuck off saps

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#29

I didn’t make you do this.

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#30

saps, are we allowing magicians and magicians’ assistants? We’re straying a little, here.