Meet the hydro haters

The people who hate drinking water so much they’d rather get sick!

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/hydro-haters-people-who-dont-drink-water/

Have to say, aside from a small glass next to my bed which sits there for days at a time, I basically never drink water. I seem to do okay on it.

Bet their piss is absolutely appalling.

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How surprised were you when you saw that OBJ was a hydro hater?

I hadn’t actually clicked on the link but that doesn’t surprise me, in the same way I wouldn’t be surprised if he turned out to be a scientologist.

I’m very glad I did click as I am delighted by the article’s use of the term Big Water.

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Sometimes it’s nice to drink a glass of Ribena

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My main sources of hydration are beer and Diet Coke

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Really need to bookmark those articles from nutritionists patiently explaining that most people get enough water from food and whatever else they drink in a day without needing to guzzle 8 litres of pure water a day or whatever ridiculous amount Dr Gillian McKeith or Gwyneth Paltrow or some other quack has got gullible folk believing is necessary.

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To the tune of “Stand by your Man”

What a bunch of twats. Fuck em

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I drink pretty much nothing but water

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hope they all die of thirst the big babies

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I drink loads of water it is brilliant

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Oh look if it isn’t the Big Water shill himself.

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i hydrate almost too well, clive

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Coffee
Water
Water (sparkling)
Pepsi Max
Camomile/mint tea

A nice beer
A little whisky

Think that’s my weekly inventory

We didn’t start the fire

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I didnt know that was how you do gynormotext

Haven’t done that for months m83

Never used to drink water but tbf that’s growing up in the south and then moving to London, it’s pretty rank in a lot of places.

Great in Scotland tho :+1:

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yeah
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