Meet the hydro haters

#1

The people who hate drinking water so much they’d rather get sick!

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/hydro-haters-people-who-dont-drink-water/

Have to say, aside from a small glass next to my bed which sits there for days at a time, I basically never drink water. I seem to do okay on it.

#2

Bet their piss is absolutely appalling.

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#3

How surprised were you when you saw that OBJ was a hydro hater?

#4

I rarely drink water, reckon 80% 7up free, 10% full coke, 5% Dr Pepper zero, 3% oringina, 2% plain water

#5

I hadn’t actually clicked on the link but that doesn’t surprise me, in the same way I wouldn’t be surprised if he turned out to be a scientologist.

I’m very glad I did click as I am delighted by the article’s use of the term Big Water.

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#6

Sometimes it’s nice to drink a glass of Ribena

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#7

My main sources of hydration are beer and Diet Coke

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#8

Really need to bookmark those articles from nutritionists patiently explaining that most people get enough water from food and whatever else they drink in a day without needing to guzzle 8 litres of pure water a day or whatever ridiculous amount Dr Gillian McKeith or Gwyneth Paltrow or some other quack has got gullible folk believing is necessary.

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#9

To the tune of “Stand by your Man”

#10

Whole premise of the article seems flawed, all drinks are mainly water, there is no issue with no drinking it plain

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#11

Like I’m a paragon of good health…

#12

What a bunch of twats. Fuck em

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#13

I drink pretty much nothing but water

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#14

hope they all die of thirst the big babies

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#15

I drink loads of water it is brilliant

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#16

Oh look if it isn’t the Big Water shill himself.

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#17

i hydrate almost too well, clive

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#18

Coffee
Water
Water (sparkling)
Pepsi Max
Camomile/mint tea

A nice beer
A little whisky

Think that’s my weekly inventory

#19

We didn’t start the fire

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#20

I didnt know that was how you do gynormotext