#3

All of the Oral-B Pro Expert Toothpaste ladies to meet each other

#4

Tony the Tiger to fight the MGM lion

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#5

The Richmond Sausage Boys to come home for the summer to see the Jolly Green Giant.

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#6

The Nike tick to anally penetrate Ronald McDonald

#7

Katy and Jo Brand to row Russell down the Thames like a canoe

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#8

The Compare the Market Meerkats and Gio Compario to fucking annoy the fuck out of each other for a change.

#9

The Scottish Widow to ride about on the Lloyds horse, like Liv Tyler in lord of the rings.

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#10

Aunt Bessie hauling ass to lollapalooza with tony the tiger

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#11

Did you know that one of the Scottish Widows was Roger Moore’s daughter?

This one:

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#12

Presumably she still is.

#13

I did not know that. I’m sorry that he lost his child-in-law.

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#14

We’re all someone’s daughter
We’re all someone’s son
How long can we look at each other
Down the barrel of a gun?

#15

Mr tayto and Mr tayto Northern Ireland

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#16

About ten minutes?

#17

Yeah, you go on about it all the time

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#18

Please feel free to use this fact next time you host a cocktail party.

#19

I just might. Will have to invite some widows so I can arrive at the subject naturally.

#20

Judging by the adverts it should be no issue getting hold of some in Scotland.

#21

The tv is a widow. She’s Welsh

#22

That happens every year at the Oral B sales conference