Meetings with Bank Managers


#1

These are truly exciting times. When was YOUR last meeting with a bank manager, friends?


#2

Never had one.


#3

a few years ago for a mortgage application.

i was drunk.


#4

^This


#5

Only happens in 70s and 80s sitcoms I’m afraid.


#6

Next you’ll be having a Christmas party in the office or inviting the boss and wife over for dinner.


#7

Never had one with the actual bank manager. Had a meeting with the actual bank in January this year.


#8

round about 2008 was it?


#9

the…bank itself?

do you mean you used a cash machine?


#10

again, would love to like this!


#11

February this year. It was perfectly fine.


#12


#13

having worked in a bank for a little while, you never get to see the actual bank manager

they play golf and shit all day. you’ll probably meet some low-level drone, like I used to be


#14

My bank phones me from time to time to ask if I want to go in for a meeting to discuss how things are going etc. No thanks.


#15

His business card says Senior Personal Banker. I guess you’re right.


#16

Agreed.

Unless you’re a REALLY reckless spender or a troublesome customer, in which case you might get to actually meet the manager.

Either way, it’s not something to be proud of…


#17

I like to spend as much of my working day on the throne as well. Beats working.


#18

just to confirm i have been neither of these (in recent years)


#19

Headphones on whilst taking a dump, eh?

Not for me, Clive.


#20

Those are obviously both things to be proud of