not really into melons tbh
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I have an open melon sitting in a bowl in my fridge. I cut into it yesterday morning when removing 2 wedges for ‘melon boats’ for the boy’s packed lunch. I am now going to throw it in the bin when I get home tonight. Thanks a bunch theo.
When life gives you melons, make melonade.
Melons and Listeria would be a good name for a female pop duo.
I think the alternative meaning of melons would make this wholly inappropriate!
Worst fruit
Absolute worst starter
Bullshit off with this bullshit.
This kind of one sure but rock & gala? Fucking wonderful specimens
They’d probably do a rap about sleazy old men that make that joke.
They’re pretty “IN YOUR FACE GRANDAD”, this imaginary pop duo of mine.
Worst opinion. Water is the least shit melon (it reaches the dizzying heights of ‘fine’)
Water melon is just water with texture.
Your opinion is Coldplay nonsense.
- Pate
- Melon
- Prawn cocktail
- I’ll go without cheers, unimaginative wedding food prick
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Cant go wrong with the honey dew melon, I wont hear a word against it
Were you born in the 80’s?
I love all kinds of 1980s dinner party staples like this. Finish me off with a bit of black forest gateau and a cheese fondue and i’m in heaven.
Where do I sign?